If my leg wasn’t so sore from my new tattoo, I’d smear both your asses all over the parking lot.

Todd's tattoo

Todd’s “Life Sucks” tattoo from Beavis and Butt-head, episode 5, “The Crush.” I couldn’t bring myself to do it on my arm and sacrifice such prime real estate so I went with the shin. Done by my friend Alyssa at Living Out Loud in NJ.